I’m Not Gonna Listen
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 7XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length, in | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 31.50 | 33.00 | 35.00 | 37.00 | 39.00 | 41.00 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat), in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve Length, in | 26.75 |
I told myself to stop drinking. Then I remembered who gave the advice.
The Don’t Take My Advice tee is made for the nights that start with “just one drink” and somehow end with a story nobody can fully explain.
A small martini graphic keeps things innocent from the front, while the back reveals the real mood: “Told myself to stop drinking, but I’m not gonna listen to an alcoholic.” Finished with a vintage-style martini illustration and retro typography, it has that perfectly worn-in, late-night look.
Made from heavyweight 100% USA cotton, the 7.5 oz fabric gives the shirt a substantial premium feel while the oversized fit, slight drop shoulders, and relaxed silhouette keep it effortless.
Good advice. Wrong person to give it.
Product Features
- 7.5 oz / 245–255 GSM heavyweight cotton
- 100% USA cotton in solid colorways
- Oversized, relaxed silhouette with slight drop shoulders
- Sizes S–7XL
- Double-needle stitched hems for durability
- Stretch-resistant 1" neck collar
- Quarter-turned body to reduce center creasing
- Forward shoulder seams for added comfort
- Small front chest graphic + statement back print
- Heather/charcoal colorways may contain polyester blends
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F). Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry with no heat. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.