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Then I remembered who gave the advice.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eDon’t Take My Advice\u003c\/strong\u003e tee is made for the nights that start with \u003cem\u003e“just one drink”\u003c\/em\u003e and somehow end with a story nobody can fully explain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA small martini graphic keeps things innocent from the front, while the back reveals the real mood: \u003cstrong\u003e“Told myself to stop drinking, but I’m not gonna listen to an alcoholic.”\u003c\/strong\u003e Finished with a vintage-style martini illustration and retro typography, it has that perfectly worn-in, late-night look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade from heavyweight \u003cstrong\u003e100% USA cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e, the 7.5 oz fabric gives the shirt a substantial premium feel while the oversized fit, slight drop shoulders, and relaxed silhouette keep it effortless.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGood advice. 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Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry with no heat. \u003cstrong\u003eDo not iron. 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